Friday, January 20, 2006


There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically,
orally and by hand.

This virus is called
Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss
or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.

This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK
put your jacket on and take 2 good friends to the nearest
pub. Purchase the antidote known as
Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).

The quickest acting WINE type is called
Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ)
but this is only available for those who can afford it,
the next best equivalent is
Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK).
Take the antidote repeatedly
until WORK has been completely eliminated
from your system.

The best way to test if you already have
the WORK virus is to try forwarding this
warning to 5 friends. If you do not
have 5 friends you have already been
infected and WORK is controlling
your life.

This virus is DEADLY

Updated 11-01-06:
After extensive testing it has been concluded that

Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER)
may be substituted for WINE
but may require a more generous application

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